Civil rights hero John Lewis responds to Chris Christie’s ridiculous statement from last week.
I've never been happier with my life, or more unsure about the future.
• Ask me anything
It's not going in our yard Russ.
It's not going in our yard Russ.
I plan good
I was way too tired to read 13 pages for Consumer Law, so instead I read a 14 page New Yorker article about Tyler Clementi and Dharun Ravi, so now I have to wake up early tomorrow to read for class.
This would be a good time for a gif of Ron Weasley shaking his head and saying “she needs to sort our her priorities.”
“I think (African-Americans) would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting and dying in the streets in the South.”
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New Jersey governor and Republican darling CHRIS CHRISTIE, who is pushing for a voter referendum on marriage equality in his state rather than take up the issue in the Legislature.
Yes, because in those good old days, a referendum was a realistic option for African-Americans, you fucking idiot.
Christie just doesn’t want to take political responsibility for opposing marriage equality. At this point, Christie is the main [only] obstacle standing between New Jersey and marriage equality.
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fixed it.
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T-Rex Trying To Paint His House
poor lil guy
I’ve been giggling to myself about this for 5 minutes.
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“February 15, 2010 is more than three years after September 14, 2006.”
— The requests on this Notice to Admit are pretty great.
Area Couple Vows Never To Go Dildo Shopping While Horny Again
AKRON, OH—After spending nearly $350 on sex toys that included the John Holmes cast-molded plaster penis, the E-Class Screamer, and the Eve’s Double-Pleaser Dong XI, couple James Keneally and Pam Nguyen confirmed Thursday they would never go dildo shopping while sexually aroused again. “We were so revved up that we wanted to buy everything,” said Keneally, adding that the couple ultimately lost their libidinous urge while reading the instruction manual for the Cyberglass 4-Way G Vibratron. “In the end, I guess our eyes were just bigger than our orifices.” Keneally and Nguyen said it was the most excessive shopping trip they had indulged in since 2008, when they visited an orphanage while feeling especially childless.
(Source: The Onion)
My roommate just walked in the door and tossed me keys. MY keys.
I had left them in the door, apparently.
“They maybe subscribe such characterization of Newt via words like that, but they don’t subscribe those to say Mitt Romney when he or his surrogates do the same thing,” she said. “That’s that typical hypocrisy stuff in the media that I’ve lived with over a couple of decades in the political arena. So I’m used to it. But in order to help educate the rest of the American public, I’ll articulate that it is hypocritical of the media to subscribe to one candidate and not another, that kind of ‘angry attack muffin’ verbiage to one and not the other.”
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Sarah Palin’s Word Salad of the Day
LOL. She word good.
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“She word good” is my favorite description of Sarah Palin ever.
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“The Constitution, however, does not require clients to be wise.”
— Justice Brennan, dissenting in Jones v. Barnes
