February 2012
No, YOU'RE laying in bed at 10:20 on a Friday...
Whatever.  Last night was a lot. and I have a lot of shite (schoolwork) to do this weekend. AND I’m very excited about my trip down to dc next weekend.  My liver needs to start warming up.
Feb 11th
5 notes
My phone's autocorrect recognizes GOProud.
I need to reevaluate my texting habits.
Feb 11th
6 notes
Feb 10th
17 notes
no, scheduling clinic office hours at 9am is a...
why would I think otherwise?
Feb 10th
3 notes
I think cab drivers shouldn't be allowed to use...
Fuck “safety.”
Feb 10th
11 notes
Feb 10th
35 notes
Did you guys know that sin is actually a result of...
The guy on the subway holding a sign just told me. I would have taken a picture, but I didn’t want to give him the satisfaction, and sneaky I am not.
Feb 10th
11 notes
I have 50 minutes to read 20 pages of statutes.
I think I’m just going to give up now…
Feb 9th
1 note
“When I say ‘What do lawyers use for birth control?’ and the answer...”
– Jay Pritchett, to Mitchell. 
Feb 9th
5 notes
I just don’t understand why they even bother putting caffeine free drinks in the vending machines at school.
Feb 9th
6 notes
1 tag
It's really cool that we have this nice quiet...
Cause I’d much rather listen to them teach one another about synapses then be able to focus on my reading.
Feb 9th
9 notes
It's snowing
Ewww
Feb 8th
9 notes
For what it's worth
I’ve now seen three different legal analysts say that they think the narrow holding in Perry makes it unlikely that the Supreme Court will even hear the case, since it only implicates California and not other states. Since the decision relies so heavily on Romer in just applying already settled law, I think it’s probably unlikely to be granted a reahearing en banc. That would be one...
Feb 8th
21 notes
Thoughts on yesterday's Prop 8 decision →
Reblogging myself because I stayed up later than I should have writing it, so I want y’all to see it. creatively-uncreative: c-newt: Here’s my two sentence summary:  Great for California.  Makes no immediate (next 5 years) difference for the rest of the country. Here’s my longer thought process:  (As a disclaimer, I just read through the opinion once, I don’t have it in front of...
Feb 8th
49 notes
Thoughts on today's Prop 8 decision
Here’s my two sentence summary:  Great for California.  Makes no immediate (next 5 years) difference for the rest of the country. Here’s my longer thought process:  (As a disclaimer, I just read through the opinion once, I don’t have it in front of me right now, I’m tired, and I’m not actually a lawyer.  Also, I’m trying to make this really accessible, so it...
Feb 8th
49 notes
The Perry decision should come down by 1:00...
I mean, either way, there will probably be a rehearing en banc, where a larger number of 9th Circuit judges hear the case, and then a definite appeal to the Supreme Court, but this is still a bfd. Edit: a rehearing “en banc” is, as I said before, when more judges from the 9th circuit would hear the case. Usually only 3 judges hear any given case on appeal. In big cases that are...
Feb 7th
4 notes
1 tag
Feb 7th
19 notes
The 9th Circuit is expected to rule on the Prop 8... →
This article from Towleroad gives a very good explanation of what’s happened so far and what they expect to happen.  
Feb 7th
6 notes
I'm watching The Voice
It’s actually pretty entertaining.
Feb 7th
7 notes
2 tags
It’s like I’m just TRYING to give myself paper cuts today.
Feb 6th
6 notes
Feb 6th
45 notes
Elizabeth Warren changed the country →
Hey, here’s an article my Consumer Law professor wrote.
Feb 6th
7 notes
Just spent half an hour on the Alcor website...
lawschooled: Finally thought of just googling ‘alcor contract’. It was the fourth hit down. Did this the other day with something my clinic professor wanted me to look up.  ”I know this language is in X legislation.”  I look in X legislation, it’s not there at all, she swears it should be, so I finally google it, and find it in Y legislation, word for word.”   ...
Feb 6th
6 notes
When you like football and the commercials, it’s really hard to figure out when to go to the bathroom.
Feb 6th
12 notes
Watching football always reminds me that if...
Then I can get my fat ass to the gym.
Feb 6th
11 notes
Between Eli Manning, Tom Brady, and Madonna
Gay people have never had more reasons to watch the super bowl.
Feb 6th
31 notes
Omg, the words with friends airplane joke…
Feb 5th
4 notes
How To End Corporate Personhood
jasencomstock: thecallus: Kill the lawyers. http://youtu.be/Se8jrJ24Oh8 Please do that before I become one.
Feb 5th
13 notes
A List of Things to Say to Sound as if You... →
Mention the 2008 Super Bowl and something about “Tyree” and a “helmet catch.” This will be a tricky one to pull off, and is probably best achieved with mumbling and a face-palm, as in: “Mmmbumbammm 2008 mmba Tyree and THAT HELMET CATCH!” (Face-palm. Exit left for more onion dip.)… If you are pretending to root for the Giants—that’s the team that...
Feb 5th
3 notes
Feb 5th
9 notes
3 tags
This is where I grew up →
Cumberland County Sheriff’s deputies use Taser on woman blocking McDonald’s drive-through Deputies used a Taser on a woman who wouldn’t surrender to them after she cut into a McDonald’s drive-through line and then refused to move her car without being served, according to the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office. Evangeline Marrero Lucca, 37, of the 100 block of...
Feb 4th
8 notes
“With respect to taking a jury for a view [of the crime scene], the disruption...”
– This evidence book’s got jokes.
Feb 4th
3 notes
Feb 4th
11 notes
Feb 4th
347 notes
Feb 3rd
22 notes
zainyk asked: stop fapping to christian pron.
Feb 3rd
3 notes
Feb 3rd
221 notes
If you’re a federal judge who thinks APR stands for “Average Percentage Rate,” you probably shouldn’t be writing an opinion re the Truth In Lending Act.
Feb 2nd
4 notes
Feb 2nd
11 notes
Feb 2nd
116 notes
Thought process just now
“Wow, that guy looks really young. I never understand why undergrads hang out in the law cafeteria…oh, he has a New York Practice book, that means he’s a 3L. Now I feel old AND like a slacker.”
Feb 1st
8 notes
Why I hate Wednesdays:
Because there comes a time somewhere around 6:30 when I realize “shit, I still have to be here for 4 more hours.”
Feb 1st
4 notes
Feb 1st
11 notes
I guess this was good news
So, I’m in the ~advanced clinic~ at school this semester.  This is with the professor who helped me get the summer internship.  So, today she asked me to help her with an amicus brief and to help with some legislation that she and some other consumer advocates from around New York are working to pass.  Both of these things will allow me to boost my résumé, and to meet people across the city...
Feb 1st
12 notes
“Daubert extends beyond science”
– My notes that I write in the margin of the book are way cooler out of context. ~~~~beyondddddddddd science~~~~~
Feb 1st
2 notes
January 2012
WatchWatch
Civil rights hero John Lewis responds to Chris Christie’s ridiculous statement from last week.  
Jan 31st
5 notes
I plan good
I was way too tired to read 13 pages for Consumer Law, so instead I read a 14 page New Yorker article about Tyler Clementi and Dharun Ravi, so now I have to wake up early tomorrow to read for class. This would be a good time for a gif of Ron Weasley shaking his head and saying “she needs to sort our her priorities.”
Jan 31st
10 notes
“I think (African-Americans) would have been happy to have a referendum on civil...”
– New Jersey governor and Republican darling CHRIS CHRISTIE, who is pushing for a voter referendum on marriage equality in his state rather than take up the issue in the Legislature.  Yes, because in those good old days, a referendum was a realistic option for African-Americans, you fucking idiot. ...
Jan 31st
130 notes
Jan 31st
30,238 notes
“February 15, 2010 is more than three years after September 14, 2006.”
– The requests on this Notice to Admit are pretty great.
Jan 30th